E I met him in a bar down on Tatooine,
A D E Where the boys are fey and they really like to look you over,
A D All the way over.
E He walked up to me, slapped me on the back,
A D E I asked him his name and in a macho voice he said "Solo",
A D C D E His name was Han Solo, the macho Han Solo. Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, But when he grabbed my arm he nearly tore it off, Oh, that Solo, that ghoddamn Han Solo. Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand, What the hell can you do between a wookie and a man Ask that Solo, that crazy Han Solo, that pervert Han Solo.
B7
Well, we swilled our drinks and we flirted all night,
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Under the flashing laser light
A
Solo grabbed my hand, dragged it down to his knee,
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And said "Pretty boy, you better come to me." Well, I'm not the world's most horny guy, But when I looked in his eye I decided to fly From Han Solo, get away from me Solo, leave me alone Solo.
D E
I pushed him away
D E
I ran for the door
D E
Got knocked to the floor
A D
Came back to my knees
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Han dropped his pants, pointed his blaster at me - Well, that's the way that it's going to stay And try as I might it won't be any other way Not with Solo, that macho Han Solo. Leia plays the boy, storm troopers shoot like girls, Spielberg can dream up a better world Without Solo, he don't need Han Solo.
Well I'd left the farm just the week before,
And I'd never met a man like this before,
But Solo sneered and grabbed me by the hand
And said "Pretty boy, I'm going to make you a man." Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am, I know I'm a slave To Han Solo, get away from me Solo...Ghod, he's good Solo.